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Notsuchabigguy Profile Information

Not such a big guy indeed
Age 33 From Rockville, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
A mess, shy, nerd. I try to be funny but who really knows. I’m fat, I embarrass myself, I love games and reading. Currently trying (and failing) to play bloodborne. I also like to write but by no means would I say I’m a writer. I love at home with family (very sexy I know) and I’ve got no good reason for it, But it doesn’t really bother me.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Bum
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Reading, Tv, Movies, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Good and lead to a second date? No idea, depends on the person I’m with. Obviously ideally there’s a boat and candlelight
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Writing a book
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Stay alive and be an old man
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Blues, Jazz, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Staying in a playing a video game or watching old movies. In the winter with snow on the ground I’m all about building a snow man and being outside

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Empathy, Humor
What Do You Look For?  
Wit, I like to laugh. If we can laugh about stuff then everything else kinda becomes irrelevant
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex
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